I have had it with you. I am tired of sliding around on icy roads. I am fed up with all of the extra laundry I have to do. Blankets, sweatshirts, coats, snowpants, gloves, and extra socks are constantly needing attention. I miss the days when my hands weren't as dry as alligator skin. I am sick of dealing with sickness. I have really had it with the frigid temperatures and lack of sunshine.
Did you really need to freeze the pipes in my downstairs bathroom? That was just not nice. But apparently it wasn't enough satisfaction for you. You also felt the need to cause an ice dam in our gutter, which led to water leaking into our master bathroom. Our newly re-modeled bathroom I might add. Which caused the wall by my window to look like this:
I do not like your sense of humor at all. In fact, I think you are a big fat meanie! I think it would be great if you could retire early this year. And go somewhere far far away. I am tired of looking at your ugly face.
Your worst fan